I’ve seen this numerous times, and I just don’t agree.
Aries: Knows the monster is out there - passes guns out to people like candy - Goes full-on Rambo at the tiniest “thump” - doubts the leader.Taurus: Locks the house down - doesn’t open the door to anyone, they could be the monster, it could be a trick - Keeps muttering *protect the family* - makes sure the children have something to eat.Gemini: Talks about all the possible outcomes - texts everyone they know, warning them - slaps the crap out of the monster when it comes near - confuses any attackers, frightens friends.Cancer: Blames the moon - hugs the fearful to their bosom - tries to keep the beloved group together - cries but doesn’t run - will die for the next generation to survive, if Cancer must.Leo: Is naturally the person everyone looks to as the leader when the monster bangs on the door - cusses the attacker - stabs like the Tasmanian Devil with a knife - blood everywhere - doesn’t notice they’re bleeding - keeps stabbing.Virgo: Makes a plan to get everyone out alive - Plan changes according to obstruction and complexity of situation - Has a backup plan - Traps the monster.Libra: Wonders if the monster is real - Thinks the monster has a reason - Discusses why this is all happening - Virgo hears their suppositions, uses their ideas to plan a trap - someone hands Libra a weapon - Libra won’t use it, until the monster proves an actual threat - constantly asks, “What if we’re the monsters?”Scorpio: The monster is afraid of Scorpio - Heck, Scorpio may well be the monster - If not the monster, the Scorpio will sacrifice itself for loved ones - Dies glorious death, Virgo uses it as a distraction.Sagittarius: Gets a weapon, like everyone else - Seems to be a lucky shot, natural born killer - Someone says for Sagittarius to go kill the monster - Sagittarius brings back the head - more monsters follow trail of blood, seeking revenge.Capricorn: Doesn’t have time for this bullshit - Asks if everyone has lost their minds - Nixes the idea to set monster on fire, “Walking torch, bad idea” - weapon is a fire extinguisher, to beat monster with, and put out flames, just in case the nutjobs really do set the monster on fire.Aquarius: Has been wondering for years what they would do if something like this really happened - When everyone runs out of ammo, Aquarius produces box of silver bullets “I’ve had them for thirty years, because I read in a fairy tale that silver can kill anything” - Knows how to fly the chopper.Pisces: Prays for everybody - “Look at how this has brought us all together” - Gives uplifting speech to heroic characters when they doubt their survival skills - Is the narrator who survived to tell the tale, recounting the events for posterity, hopes the story inspires others in their hardship.

I’ve seen this numerous times, and I just don’t agree.

Aries: Knows the monster is out there - passes guns out to people like candy - Goes full-on Rambo at the tiniest “thump” - doubts the leader.
Taurus: Locks the house down - doesn’t open the door to anyone, they could be the monster, it could be a trick - Keeps muttering *protect the family* - makes sure the children have something to eat.
Gemini: Talks about all the possible outcomes - texts everyone they know, warning them - slaps the crap out of the monster when it comes near - confuses any attackers, frightens friends.
Cancer: Blames the moon - hugs the fearful to their bosom - tries to keep the beloved group together - cries but doesn’t run - will die for the next generation to survive, if Cancer must.
Leo: Is naturally the person everyone looks to as the leader when the monster bangs on the door - cusses the attacker - stabs like the Tasmanian Devil with a knife - blood everywhere - doesn’t notice they’re bleeding - keeps stabbing.
Virgo: Makes a plan to get everyone out alive - Plan changes according to obstruction and complexity of situation - Has a backup plan - Traps the monster.
Libra: Wonders if the monster is real - Thinks the monster has a reason - Discusses why this is all happening - Virgo hears their suppositions, uses their ideas to plan a trap - someone hands Libra a weapon - Libra won’t use it, until the monster proves an actual threat - constantly asks, “What if we’re the monsters?”
Scorpio: The monster is afraid of Scorpio - Heck, Scorpio may well be the monster - If not the monster, the Scorpio will sacrifice itself for loved ones - Dies glorious death, Virgo uses it as a distraction.
Sagittarius: Gets a weapon, like everyone else - Seems to be a lucky shot, natural born killer - Someone says for Sagittarius to go kill the monster - Sagittarius brings back the head - more monsters follow trail of blood, seeking revenge.
Capricorn: Doesn’t have time for this bullshit - Asks if everyone has lost their minds - Nixes the idea to set monster on fire, “Walking torch, bad idea” - weapon is a fire extinguisher, to beat monster with, and put out flames, just in case the nutjobs really do set the monster on fire.
Aquarius: Has been wondering for years what they would do if something like this really happened - When everyone runs out of ammo, Aquarius produces box of silver bullets “I’ve had them for thirty years, because I read in a fairy tale that silver can kill anything” - Knows how to fly the chopper.
Pisces: Prays for everybody - “Look at how this has brought us all together” - Gives uplifting speech to heroic characters when they doubt their survival skills - Is the narrator who survived to tell the tale, recounting the events for posterity, hopes the story inspires others in their hardship.

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